Don’t mind me, I just have an adorable black month old kitten on my boobs…
IM ALMOST DONE WITH ARM PLATES!
Oh man, I’m busting out this shit. I can’t wait to seal all the pieces and finally paint them! Then I get to start on the chest plate and the cape, and the padded skirt, and the everything else….
BRING IT ON
body positivity is a really great thing!!! but please remember that being thin is not a guarantee of self-confidence, or an excuse to insult someone.
Praise!
Aw yeah Ren Faire yeah!
Anderson Celtic Festival was a blast! It was hot and windy and dusty, but my little wwII tent made it through! I danced and sang and played music all weekend with my guild.
Michael (tall attractive red head) and I were filmed for a documentary that will be out in redbox soon! During said shoot I danced for the queen and the entire court (yikes!) while Michael drummed for me.
Such a good weekend!
You don’t understand Sucker Punch?
You thought it was a stupid movie?
You thought it objectified young girls?
THINK AGAIN MY FRIENDS
LOOK MOM IM HAVING A SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
hahaha, not really we’re on tumblr looking at sugar gliders and other cute shit. We co-oped Portal 2, went out to lunch, and then played more video games completely ignoring the beautiful weather. Btw, Jenn and Brit, I totes went back and got those glasses yesterday….
That moment you’re like WHOA I was on Tumblr all along!
and then that other moment you’re like WHOA I left my house?!
It just gets worse from here….late night blogging, no social life, shipping wars, feelings, tears and crying, handsome people that you’ll never meet and food. That is tumblr.
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
*crying with laughter*
deported for handsomeness
Well, they were correct.
Hot. Damn.
…I can see this being a problem, yes.
dayuuuuuuuuuum, yeah i would have ben worried all the lady festival goers would swoon too.
unf unf unf, gimme dem dark skinned lads….
SCA event tomorrow; dancing all day for people that I don’t know. HOLLA. See all y’all peasants Sunday, I’m not gonna have any technology. Peace out.
EVERYBODY
So I was working at a Medieval Faire last weekend helping the Washington based Knights of Mayhem (jousting) tournament as a squire. I got to wear full plate armor and chain mail and I felt like a god-damned warrior princess! Anywho, the squires got to fight and the announcer would call our names; but the announcer got creative. He gave us ‘Faire’ names, I was expecting something cutesy or fluffy but this guy….I must kiss him… He introduced me as Birenne of Tarth…..I nearly dropped my German long sword….
I had the biggest grin on my face the entire time I was dueling the other squire and I landed a killing blow on him, so I bet I looked kinda cray cray…
But I met the announcer afterwards. GUYS. GUYS. He was such a hottie. I figured out that he was dressed up as Jaime Lannister…………………..ugh. We ended up walking around the Faire for a bit and people asked us for photos. I was in happy dork mode the whole time and we had fun discussing the books and bantering/bickering back and forth in character for people. I might have a new stable position at that Faire..
Dear Sweet Rob, if I ever meet you again I will kick your ass at Spanish Cutlass since you beat me that round. Until next year or another Faire my friend, fairfaren.
